I saw Wanted, was alright. My favorite part (and I saw it for this reason, lamely enough) was when they played NIN. Oh, it was good. I actually liked Angelina Jolie in this movie, which is rare.

Went over to V's, took a couple things, helped her throw stuff away and pack stuff to take to Stuff or Goodwill. Was a lot, dusty, and tiring. So I come home to Tommie packing and was reminded to talk to him about cleaning.

Said, "hey, we should pick a date to clean up the apartment (meaning leave floor and obvious stuff for when I leave the 31st)"
He said: "Ummmm..... *puzzled* okay..."

Meaning, He wasn't planning on cleaning. Which is what I had suspected when he showed up to work the other day and handed me the cleaning list. I don't know WHY THE FUCK he expects me to clean it all. FUCK that. I will clean half and leave the rest and have Gary bill Tommie. (which, sadly, will be the security deposit, and he won't give me my cut back). He is seriously fucked if he thinks he gets out of cleaning. If he cleaned the entire year like I did, then I would understand, But he didn't. That means he stays and helps. I cleaned everything with bleach the other day, but not well enough to be good until we leave.


Seriously, all I can think is *bewilderedly* Really? Seriously? He expects me to do it all?

If he paid me, I would(Since I practically made it a hell of a lot easier last week). But I doubt that he would.

Still in shock.

(although I love my mood theme. It always makes me feel a heck of a lot better)

A. I love the Office episode. GREAT. Jim's face is GREAT when Jan shoves the candle in his face. And Dwight? OMG. "It's purely carnal." hehehehhhe
B. 30 Rock is awesome. Frank asked the fat guy(Lutz?) to form an alliance. YES! LOVES! AND HE SAID FRAK!
C. Today is friday. Woot!
D. BSG is tonight. Again, WOOT!
E. My mirror/cabinet is leaking water in the bathroom.  Right down to the outlet... soooooo safe. :D So, Tommie called Gary our landlord. It apparently just streams water out of the inside of the cabinet. Probably from upstairs. Strange. See? I told you I hate the bathroom. Kitchen and living room are the only things I like about this apartment.

Have to go to work soon, blegh.

Talked with Elle for a while making plans. Was fun.

Edit: talking to Elle sure puts one in a bouncy mood. I don't doubt that while walking to work I will do it with a smile.

Yay! 2 posts in 1 day!!!!

::clears throat::

So! I cleared out my stuff in the kitchen, sans the mini fridge, the recycling and the mop and broom. My stuff is done. What's funny about this? Tommie spent HOURS last night doing it, and he didn't get even halfway done. Me? An hour an a half and am practically done. Seriously. That includes the huge bookshelf and side tables and lamps. ::nods:: he is SLOW. It probably doesn't help that he did one thing, sat down, did another sat down... and so on and so forth. Me? Once I get on task, I finish it. ::shrugs:: Maybe that's a fault.

Problem is, EVERYTHING is in my bedroom. I have NO room. Half tempted to call V and ask if I can come over a night early, but she has a paper to write, so I won't. I will survive.

Funny note: I found a drawer I have never seen before in my kitchen. Hrm. Right next to the sink, in plain view. Contained potatoes and onions... apparently Tommie didn't fail in seeing this.  And thought of a cool place to hid money just in case I was into that. You know, it's a little more clever than a mattress.

I have nothing to do tonight. I thought I would spend the night clearing the kitchen. I bet I am going to be sucked into helping tommie... and LOST IS ON!!!!! But, I can't watch it, because me and V are going to wait until tomorrow. Dang. You're killing me, smalls!!!!!

I know, Strange thoughts of one Mallory Wagner this should be titled.

SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!WEOJF:OJEOJG~~!!!!!

So our landlord emailed us asking if we wanted to redo the kitchen. We were kind of wary, because that would mean more rent $ and even though our kitchen SUCKS, we didn't really want to pay more. So we voiced this concern with him, asking how more more we would have to pay.

Here is the email:
First of all, you are already in a lease so the rent cannot change.

We don't really want to displace you over spring break.  It is much easier for us to do the work while the apartment is unoccupied.

Here is how things usually go.  We ask you to remove all of you items from the kitchen.  We also ask that you relocate items from the book case  (the book case gets relocated to the south wall of the living room).  We relocate the refrig and range to the living room and keep the refrig plugged in.  We try to consolidate your living room furniture so we have a little extra room.  Drops are put down to cover the carpet.  Plastic is placed over all other items in the living room.  The bedroom and bathroom doors are kept closed.

We remove the old kitchen cabinets and the kitchen flooring.  New ceramic tile floor is installed.  After the floor is done we have the electrical work done because the stove and refrig are placed in new locations.  Painting is done and then the cabinets and new counter tops are installed.  About the last thing is to have the plumbing done to connect the new kitchen sink and the dishwasher.  Hey presto.... a new kitchen.

That is pretty much the scenario.

What do you think now?

So, new kitchen WITH dishwasher and all new cabinets and stuff. SO EXCITED!!!! So I will be crashing at Vicky's for a week. She said it would be okay.

So,  the other day I cleaned the kitchen and the bathroom, sans the floors and the trash because I was leaving them for Tommie.

So, he hasn't done those yet. And the kitchen? Completely demolished again. While I appreciate that Tommie wants to learn how to cook Indian food, and that he is giving me samples as he goes along, it took me two hours to clean ALL the dishes (because we were busy, and they had added up), clean the counters, clean the sink toilet and shower. I am a little miffed that I walk into the kitchen and there are spills everywhere, dishes everywhere, and it smells a little. Oh, and he hasn't cleaned the floors or done the trash yet. ::sighs::

So I am watching PotC3, and I can't seem to get into it. I keep wondering what the hell is going on, and I get bored as they get into another fight, or Jack talks to one of his many selves. I just... maybe its been too long since I saw the other ones, but I don't understand what they are going on about. 
But I do love Bill Nighy and Geoffrey Rush. ... you may be wondering why am not saying Johnny Depp. Frankly, I think he sold out a little bit in these movies. But, as I saw the ending, I guess I like him a little better.

I have to work tonight at 8. ugh. Hopefully ::fingers crossed:: I get internet again. I will bring my laptop. ::nods::

I bought school books yesterday and it racked up $278. YIKES. And that wasn't all I had to buy. UGH. This year will be something, alright. 

Think I might write a little more of that stalker thing tonight. I have an idea....

Last thought (I promise, as my thoughts always seem to be really REALLY random, and for that I am sorry): My apartment complex is really creepy. There are loads of things creepy about it. I was walking home from work 2 nights ago and I noticed that there is the mail room, the 'rape me' (so dubbed by Vicky) hallway of doom(that I have to walk through to get to my car), the 2 laundry rooms that are unlocked at all times(and in basements with cages), and creepy stairwells. Yes, a scary movie could be filmed here. Not to mention we livew by frats. Which, since VM, I am a little weary of. Also, we are in a wooded area. Also scary. Maybe one night, if I feel adventurous I will film a bit of it and show you.   
So, it should go without saying that I am ready to move out and live with Vicky. At least she carries the same beliefs I do. You know, rock salt isn't a unreasonable precaution, shot to the head for zombies, and demons and ghosts and all that rot may actually exist. We do not rule it out as a possibility. 

I actually asked her that once. "Vicky, if I ever called you up and said that demons were real and I needed your help, would you believe me? Would you help me?" 
She said "Of course". And that is why she is my person. ::grins at Vicky::.

and I've just found that zombies was already a tag in my lj. ::chuckles::

Funny incident of the day.... 

I took a shower, put goop in my hair after towel drying it, and then tried to wash said goop off my hands. Tried because the water wouldn't work. Weird.... tried the tub faucet and the kitchen sink too. My immediate thought?

THE WORLD'S ENDING!!!!!! .......................................................................................................... ZOMBIES!!!!!!!

Tommie came home and I relayed this fear. What did he say, you ask? "Ummmmmm. You watch too many movies."
Me: .... ::pouts:: ... ::ponders:: "Vicky would have said the same thing!!!!! And a lot of other people I know!"
Tommie: Yeah, well, they watch a lot of movies too then."

So then I forgot to turn the knobs off in the tub afterward and when the water turned back on after a half hour, it sounded like there was about to be an explosion. So I wasn't about to walk in and turn it off. Tommie scoffs at me and then turns it off. I'm sorry, but I am not walking towards that shit. 

Why the hell would our apartment landlord decide it was okay to turn off the water for that amount of time without warning us? I was seriously out of the shower for 2 minutes. And Tommie was about to get in. Granted... it was 3 in the afternoon, but still.