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goddessvicky but I thought it deserved to be mentioned twice:
Baron: "Who's the Clint Eastwood of the day? The Rock? No? Okay... How about Mel Gibson. I don't know. Is he good looking, does anyone in here think so?"
Vicky: "I'd do him."
Baron: "Oh absolutely, me too. I'd be in his bed right now if he'd have me. But he wouldn't. Cause I'm Jewish."
I. DIED.
Amazing.
I totally called the police on some bitches today. They were riding on some guy's trunk on there way out of the parking garage. I was like, "Get off or I call the police." They were like, "erm, we won't be on here long. We won't even go into intersections." I was like "Umm. Your choice." When they left I got the plates and called it in. They were driving down actual streets with actual stoplights. *shakes head* I've seen them do this before. I'm sorry, I've heard them screaming while doing this before. How fucking stupid can you be? If you fall the wrong way off the car, you could seriously hurt yourself. Not to mention, you are driving in a street with OTHER CARS. Have some common sense. Do this in an empty parking lot if you have to. I hope they got pulled over. I fucking hope.
goddessvicky but I thought it deserved to be mentioned twice:Baron: "Who's the Clint Eastwood of the day? The Rock? No? Okay... How about Mel Gibson. I don't know. Is he good looking, does anyone in here think so?"
Vicky: "I'd do him."
Baron: "Oh absolutely, me too. I'd be in his bed right now if he'd have me. But he wouldn't. Cause I'm Jewish."
I. DIED.
Amazing.
I totally called the police on some bitches today. They were riding on some guy's trunk on there way out of the parking garage. I was like, "Get off or I call the police." They were like, "erm, we won't be on here long. We won't even go into intersections." I was like "Umm. Your choice." When they left I got the plates and called it in. They were driving down actual streets with actual stoplights. *shakes head* I've seen them do this before. I'm sorry, I've heard them screaming while doing this before. How fucking stupid can you be? If you fall the wrong way off the car, you could seriously hurt yourself. Not to mention, you are driving in a street with OTHER CARS. Have some common sense. Do this in an empty parking lot if you have to. I hope they got pulled over. I fucking hope.
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