So , I am soooo behind on Caliga. I have 20 messages in my Inbox. ::pouts:: I REALLY want to read them all, but at the same time, I want to just read the summaries. DON'T hate me for this!!
Went to Dubuque with the fam to see the other fam for Xmas. ::rolls eyes:: hate that event, especially when my stupid brother 'accidentally' schedules work and doesn't come (he picks his own hours, so this was obviously on purpose. Jerk)
Although I can't blame him. One of our aunts always goes on and on about his aura ::snorts:: Think of the Almost Famous girl who keeps shouting "your aura's purple! It's purple! Purple!"
So after an hour or so, I convince people that I'm really fine just sitting by myself, with no conversation. I've got my beer in one hand, I AM FINE!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! I hate the 20 questions...
After I get a bit of alcohol in me (by this I mean 5 italian margaritas(regular margaritas with a shot of amaretto- pretty freaking awesome) and 2 beers, I get into pretty good conversations with SOME of my Uncles and Aunts.
So here comes an awesome story.
My Uncle Terry (married into the family) is talking about this one time he decided to finish off a gin and tonic bottle(a lot of it). As the story progresses it gets more and more insane.
"So one day I decided to finish this bottle of gin and tonic. ::shrugs:: So I was babysitting the kids (me: ::eyebrow::) and I wanna say... it was 3pm. (me: ::eyebrow::) so I'm giving them piggy back rides and the room is SPINNING like, SPINNING. Anyway, after Lois got home and tore me a new one, the kids still say to this day that those were the best piggy back rides they ever got. ::satisfied grin::
hehe. you have to understand that he is one of my favorite Dubuque people. He is the best person to shoot the shit with, and he makes THE BEST Margaritas. (Triple Sec, Tequila, and the key element, Limeade juice concentrate) I write that so I remember it. He is awesomely funny.
AND I will probably add to this later. I am getting distracted by my brother...